Over the past few days I have had the opportunity to compare the taste of two substances that have a notorious reputation.

Cum and Cough Syrup.

I have been conducting my own, informal, study on the taste of these two liquids and have come to the following conclusions.

Cum is better after fruit.
Cum is worse after Guiness.
Cum always tastes better in larger spurts.

Cough Syrup is ALWAYS worse than Cum. Hands down. All the time.

You would think with all that money the pharmaceutical companies throw around they could come up with a product that tastes better than cum. Seriously, when are they going to work on that?